(Source: androgyns, via blaiyrwitch)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via spacedoutforever)

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(via spacedoutforever)

lexingtonand52:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

(Source: queerwashing, via fairyquts)